starfallkaz:

Explain ToG badly

TOG: man uses performance enhancing jewellery to fight teenage girl

COM: girl learns about strange keys and flees the country

HOF: girl falls for her trainer, who gives her anxiety and an identity crisis

QOS: girl teams up with a perverted ginger man, a rebel group, wears a scandalous night gown and gives everyone a heart attack

EOS: girl fucks shit up in her home country and is wrapped up tightly in a metal box for the foreseeable future

KOA: girl becomes a divinity, sets things on fire and closes a big door with three keys

This is perfection.

(via alifletcher2012)

quotemadness:

“When you read a book, the neurons in your brain fire overtime, deciding what the characters are wearing, how they’re standing, and what it feels like the first time they kiss. No one shows you. The words make suggestions. Your brain paints the pictures.”

— Meg Rosoff

(via westofmoon)

annabethchasy:

wallflowerwaitlist:

jenna marbles not making a video because she failed to turn her hair into a hot wheels track and then coming back three weeks later with a brand new game plan and succeeding is the kind of energy i’m bringing with me to the last 2 and half months of 2019

i’m sorry she failed to do what now

(via bluesey-182)

alifletcher2012:

batmansymbol:

can you BELIEVE keira knightley didn’t win best actress for Pride & Prejudice (2005) when she is the only actress in history to capture, to the soul, that silent pulse of hysterical amusement when you just cannot believe

a man

is acting

That Way

@westofmoon

slightlyrebelliouswriter23:

reasons to love jude duarte:

• a character who, by choice, does not drink.
• a character who admits plentiful to being afraid, terrified even, despite being a badass with sharp pointy things.
• flawed. so so flawed. and therefore v relatable amiright folks
• she’s sexually inexperienced yet this does not effect her desirability in the eyes of her main love interest, nor does it make him think of her as “naive”/“immature” (i.e. he never condescends to her about this, even though he probably knows)
• she’s sexually inexperienced yet this does nothing to undermine her intimidating ferociousness both politically and on the battle field.
• brown motherfuckin eyes. bitch.

valamerys:

Rhys: Leaving my wings out at the high lords’ meeting is a monumental gesture of my goodwill and openness and vulnerability. I am laying my TRUE SELF and my good intentions at their feet, surely they will be wowed by this gesture of sincerity.

The other high lords: I guess Rhys has wings now? dunno what the fuck is up with that but okay

(via alifletcher2012)

catchymemes:

The corrosion on this water tap looks like a map

This spectrum of eggs from my mom’s chickens.

The chain of Starburst wrappers I’ve been building for three years

My friend’s smoked cauliflower looks like an explosion.

I took a photograph at the exact same time this photographer took hers - and caught her flash lightning the scene.

Fan looks like it’s missing a blade

My friend’s cat was recently put down, and the vet gave him this paw print of his cat that is full of flower seeds to be planted

This half dollar cut out by hand

The apple’s skin I cut looks like from a low-poly game

My friends bathroom is also the entrance to his basement

These horses have tail lights

This airport has free arcade games to help pass the time

My roommate painted ornaments of everyone in our house.

Photo I took of a lake through the lense of binoculars looks like a planet.

The snow/ice in this pic looks like the ocean

This can of paint looks like a cat.

This tiny plant growing in my car window

The pole in this picture makes it look like two different pictures.

The way this dead cactus decomposed, leaving only the spines behind

My mom found a baby owl on the porch behind the firewood

This moss covered boot found in the woods.

My school’s library has noise-level guides that change colour when it gets too loud

The way this snow stayed in place when the trunk was opened/closed

(via alifletcher2012)

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the sheer effort and skill Celaena/Aelin put into fucking with Chaol for the better part of their horse ride to the capital.